Link X Zelda: Episode Two

Zelda: Link! You've been running off with Ganon again!! BC

Link: Err... ummm... You sicken me with your lies...?

Zelda: Link, I know the divorce didn't exactly work out, but... It doesn't mean you can run off on me! Especially with a guy!!

Link: ... But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, butt, but, but WHY?! I don't LOVE you! It's not FAIR!

Zelda: I know it's not, hon. But that's exactly it. Your BUTT is about to get some Hyrulean WHOOPING.

Link: O.O Oh shi--

Zelda: Run for it, BETCH! BC

Link: I guess now's better than ever... FLASH POWAH!!

Zelda: MAH AHYUZZ!! :C

Link: > Take that, bitch!! *runs*

Zelda: OH SHURR! GO FIYUND GANONDORK! MAYYBEH HE CANZ HALP JOOZ!!

Link: *in the distance* I don't love you becuz ur gramerz are fail.

Zelda: WTF JOO DOOPUZ!! NON JOOZ DI'INT!!