Link X Zelda: Episode One

Zelda: You disappoint me, Link.

Link: You sicken me with your lies, bitch!

Zelda: You picked the wrong shade of drapes, you bastard.

Link: Eff you.

Zelda: You will NOT talk to your princess *coughcoughWIFEcoughcough* that way!

Link: Oh really? Make me a sandwich, bitch! Oh, you lost The Game, too!

Zelda: NON!

Link: I require a sandwich every 15 minutes, you obviously did NOT read the memo!

Zelda: Make it yo'self!

Link: Do not insult what little intelligence I have, I need it NOW!

Zelda: Because I only told you everything after you pulled that sword out of that pedestal!

Link: You sicken me with your LIES. Now make me a sandwich or your fate is SEALED, woman!

Zelda: It was before you showed up!

Link: LIER I bet UR MOM told you that.

Zelda: I don't have a mom. She's dead. Dumbass ate a scorpion.

Link: Oh, well in that case... WHO GIVES A SHEEYUT?

Zelda: Your father does.

Link: Don't bring my family into this!

Zelda: It's OUR family now, PUNK!

Link: ORLY? Well, in that case... I WANT A DIVORCE!

Zelda: FIEN. ...I was better off with Skyward Link anyway. BC

FIN.